Happy Birthday, Kawaiispinel!
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kawaiispinel. For your birthday I've written five drabbles (100 words each). They're all crossovers that I got by looking at the fandoms you've listed on your profile page. Enjoy!
“I’ve never been more grateful to be a demon,” Crowley murmured as he transfigured a disgusting liquid masquerading as alcohol into a rich wine.
Aziraphale took no mind. “What did your people think of the incident?”
Crowley shrugged as he watched two men get into a brawl. “They’re not overly concerned. It keeps attention away from the other projects they’ve seeded in the Alliance.”
Aziraphale huffed. The scuffle became an embrace. “They underestimate--”
“Underestimate what? Your ragtag bunch? They have most of the system after them, now more than ever. They‘re thieves!”
“And yet they’re on Our side.”
Crowley sneered.
(Good Omens/Firefly)
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“Doctor, it has been awhile.”
The Doctor smiled with recognition. “Clow! How are you? It has been awhile hasn’t it?”
“More for some than others,” the magician teased.
“Yes. Well. What have you been butting into lately? Summon any more Carrionites?”
“It is not polite to allude to the mistakes of one’s youth, old friend,” Clow pretended offense. “I have been setting my affairs in order. Everything is ready for my heir--is something wrong?”
The Doctor had become distant and melancholy upon hearing this. “No. Only that I have heard so many goodbyes in this life.”
“Such is life, Doctor.”
(CardCaptor Sakura/Doctor Who)
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“The sword of who?”
“The sword of Takezo Kensei!”
“Never heard of him.”
“But he is great legend!”
“Not around here he ain’t. And that puny piece of metal ain’t worth shit when you’re facing a demon.”
“Demon!?”
“Are you stupid or something? Why do you look so surprised?”
“Demons exist?”
“They damned well better considering that I am one.”
“You’re a demon?”
“Half. Didn’t the ears give it away? Seriously, how stupid are you?”
“Oh, I thought--never mind. I am Nakamura Hiro. Thank you for helping me, Inuyasha-san.”
“Shit. Let’s go. You’re demon bait by yourself.”
“Thank you.”
“Feh.”
(Inuyasha/Heroes)
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“So, you’re the leader of a secret organization that’s been established to monitor and protect humanity from alien activity?”
“Well, in Cardiff, at least.”
“What’s in Cardiff?”
“Have to keep some secrets, don’t I?”
“Wow. Aliens are real. ‘Mione will never believe this.”
“Not so difficult to believe. Considering that you’re part of a secret community of magic users that operate and live under the eyes of the public.”
“Well, mate, s’been great but I have to wipe your memory now. You’re still a muggle.”
“Wipe away. You just had retcon. You won’t remember the last six hours.”
“Bollocks! OBLIVIATE!”
(Torchwood/Harry Potter)
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Needs Torchwood 2x1 for context.
“You know, you look a lot like a guy I know.”
“Does that line usually work for you?”
“It’s not a line. If it were a line it would have worked.”
“Really? Cocksure bastard, aren’t ya?”
“That’s one thing I’m very sure of.”
“S’that so?”
“Never had any complaints.”
“That doesn’t say much. I haven’t either but that’s mostly because I slaughter them all afterwards.”
“You sure we’ve never met before because you’re starting to resemble my friend more and more.”
“Trust me. You’d remember if we ever…met.”
“I’m sure. Now, what can we do to make this meeting memorable?”
(Torchwood/Buffy: The Vampire Slayer)
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
kawaiispinel. For your birthday I've written five drabbles (100 words each). They're all crossovers that I got by looking at the fandoms you've listed on your profile page. Enjoy!“I’ve never been more grateful to be a demon,” Crowley murmured as he transfigured a disgusting liquid masquerading as alcohol into a rich wine.
Aziraphale took no mind. “What did your people think of the incident?”
Crowley shrugged as he watched two men get into a brawl. “They’re not overly concerned. It keeps attention away from the other projects they’ve seeded in the Alliance.”
Aziraphale huffed. The scuffle became an embrace. “They underestimate--”
“Underestimate what? Your ragtag bunch? They have most of the system after them, now more than ever. They‘re thieves!”
“And yet they’re on Our side.”
Crowley sneered.
(Good Omens/Firefly)
--------
“Doctor, it has been awhile.”
The Doctor smiled with recognition. “Clow! How are you? It has been awhile hasn’t it?”
“More for some than others,” the magician teased.
“Yes. Well. What have you been butting into lately? Summon any more Carrionites?”
“It is not polite to allude to the mistakes of one’s youth, old friend,” Clow pretended offense. “I have been setting my affairs in order. Everything is ready for my heir--is something wrong?”
The Doctor had become distant and melancholy upon hearing this. “No. Only that I have heard so many goodbyes in this life.”
“Such is life, Doctor.”
(CardCaptor Sakura/Doctor Who)
--------
“The sword of who?”
“The sword of Takezo Kensei!”
“Never heard of him.”
“But he is great legend!”
“Not around here he ain’t. And that puny piece of metal ain’t worth shit when you’re facing a demon.”
“Demon!?”
“Are you stupid or something? Why do you look so surprised?”
“Demons exist?”
“They damned well better considering that I am one.”
“You’re a demon?”
“Half. Didn’t the ears give it away? Seriously, how stupid are you?”
“Oh, I thought--never mind. I am Nakamura Hiro. Thank you for helping me, Inuyasha-san.”
“Shit. Let’s go. You’re demon bait by yourself.”
“Thank you.”
“Feh.”
(Inuyasha/Heroes)
--------
“So, you’re the leader of a secret organization that’s been established to monitor and protect humanity from alien activity?”
“Well, in Cardiff, at least.”
“What’s in Cardiff?”
“Have to keep some secrets, don’t I?”
“Wow. Aliens are real. ‘Mione will never believe this.”
“Not so difficult to believe. Considering that you’re part of a secret community of magic users that operate and live under the eyes of the public.”
“Well, mate, s’been great but I have to wipe your memory now. You’re still a muggle.”
“Wipe away. You just had retcon. You won’t remember the last six hours.”
“Bollocks! OBLIVIATE!”
(Torchwood/Harry Potter)
--------
Needs Torchwood 2x1 for context.
“You know, you look a lot like a guy I know.”
“Does that line usually work for you?”
“It’s not a line. If it were a line it would have worked.”
“Really? Cocksure bastard, aren’t ya?”
“That’s one thing I’m very sure of.”
“S’that so?”
“Never had any complaints.”
“That doesn’t say much. I haven’t either but that’s mostly because I slaughter them all afterwards.”
“You sure we’ve never met before because you’re starting to resemble my friend more and more.”
“Trust me. You’d remember if we ever…met.”
“I’m sure. Now, what can we do to make this meeting memorable?”
(Torchwood/Buffy: The Vampire Slayer)
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
