Title: Got Sonic?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ladyyueh
Fandom: Doctor Who/Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Timeline: Post-'Runaway Bride' but Pre-'Smith & Jones'/Pre-Atlantis
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] brasslizard who requested "SGA / Dr Who – doesn't matter how but I just really like the idea of McKay with a sonic screwdriver" in the Fall Fandom Free-For-All. It's absolute crack. Seriously. Unbetaed because I'm crazy like that.
Summary: Rodney McKay with a sonic screwdriver. Be afraid.
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Rodney McKay was a genius. He knew it and he made sure everyone else did, too. )
Title: Archaeologists
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Character(s): Cameron Mitchell. Daniel Jackson. Ten. Rose.
Author’s Notes: Doctor Who spoilers for Silence in the Library! There's a line in there that just begged to be fleshed out.
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Archaeologists. )
Title: Alien Pollen Made Him Do It
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten. Rose.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
A/N: I don't know about fluffy but torturing The Doctor makes me happy. Kidding! Sort of. Not betaed, so all those pesky punctuation errors are mine.
Prompt: nature walk
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He blames the pollen. )
Title: Breakfast Foods
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Prompt: Croissant
Author’s Notes: Perfectly timed for [livejournal.com profile] dominique012's birthday. Happy Birthday! Here's something pleasant for you to read.
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Breakfast Foods )
Title: There's No Place Like Home
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Ten/Rose.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
A/N: [Response to the Unusual First Line Reunion Challenge] at [livejournal.com profile] time_and_chips.] I can't believe I'm writing this. Comments?
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Wait. Did you just say ruby slippers? )
Title: The Hazards of Pressing Buttons
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor who
Characters: Ten/Rose.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
A/N: [Response to Five First Lines Challenge] using [livejournal.com profile] avoria's line.
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It had been one of those things, the Doctor realised upon reflection, that came under the Great Big Threatening Button That Should Never Ever Be Pressed category. )
Title: Snowmen vs. Abominable Snowmen
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Character(s): Ten. Rose
Date: December 21
Author’s Notes: For the 21st day of my Advent Calender here's some short fluff inspired by Cyn's request.
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The politically correct term is Yeti. )

Drabbles

Dec. 17th, 2007 09:28 pm
A couple of drabbles I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] darkjediprinces a couple weeks ago.
[Disclaimer says the following fandoms are not my property.]
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Firefly. PG )

Ten. Rose. PG )

Nine. Rose. Jack. PG )
Title: Goblins and Fairies and Kings, Oh My!
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who/Labyrinth
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Character(s): Ten. Rose Tyler. Jareth
Date: December 10
Author’s Notes: For the 10th day of my Advent Calender I give you a crossover with a Goblin King as per [livejournal.com profile] erinm_4600's request. I must apologize (again) for its tardiness and can only cite extreme exhaustion due to finals week as an excuse. A bit of a sequel to Where The Doctor Explains the Nature of His Relationship With Christmas, but does not need to be read for continuity.
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Goblins and Fairies and Kings, Oh My! )
Title: Where The Doctor Explains the Nature of His Relationship With Christmas
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Character(s): Ten. Rose.
Date: December 3
Author’s Notes: Doctor Who fluff for [livejournal.com profile] darkjediprinces who requested something with Ten at my Advent Calender. (Where I encourage people to go and make requests.)
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Christmas is my Barcelona. )
Title: Of Legends and Heroes [Doctor Who/Heroes Crossover]
Author: Lady Yueh
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Neither show is my property, no profit is being made and no infringement is intended.
Characters: Isaac Mendez, Mohinder Suresh, Claude Rains, Ten and Rose Tyler
Warnings/Timeline: Doctor Who: Post-Age of Steel, Heroes: Pre-Genesis
Author's Notes: My response for [livejournal.com profile] aurorasands who requested a Heroes crossover in the 2007 Doctor Who Crossover Ficathon. It's had a serious comb through because the tenses were driving me crazy! So, 'Of Legends and Heroes' is here and better than before.
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After more than a few prostitutes, some addicts, a transvestite and a midget, he wonders why New York seems determined to live up to its stereotypes. )
Title: Fashionable Chitons and History Lessons
Author: Lady Yueh
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't even think I own the knowledge I paid to learn in my history classes. Isn't that more like public property? Either way, Doctor Who is not my property by any definition. Neither are lots other media contained within.
Author’s Notes: Response for Anywhere But Cardiff Ficathon. I mean it this time. No more ficathons. I'm not cut out for them. And I had to abstain from good fic. I refused to read any responses until I posted mine! Erm...it's somewhat fluffish and I hope I conveyed my love of history because it took our dynamic duo forever to get out of the TARDIS!

Summary: 'That’s it! I won’t allow you to go through life with such an erroneous impression of Alexander the Great! Rose, we’re going to Macedonia!'  )
Title: Time Lords, Knights, Wizards and Others
Author: Lady Yueh
Characters: Ten, Jack, Martha, Master, Harry Potter, Xander Harris et al.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If you recognize the universe, it's not mine.
Warnings: Spoilers for The Sound of Drums
A/N:This has been in my documents for almost a week. It's pure and utter CRACK. Why? Because unlike all those other deus ex machina endings mine has to be the only one with at least five crossovers going on. Come on, read it. You know you're curious. Can you name all the crossovers? Also, be aware that I was a bit peeved at the Doctor. does it show?

“Is this another universe where we’re on the telly,” Harry wondered aloud. )

Forsaken

Jun. 17th, 2007 10:52 pm
Title: Forsaken
Rating: G
Notes: Here there be angst. Read and review, please.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who, created decades before I was even born...like I have any rights or ownership.
Summary: With every glance, every whisper of touch, every twining of fingers, every desperate embrace, every living breath and numbered beat of her mortal heart, with every single syllable that fell from her lips she declared her love. Post-Doomsday

Forsaken )
Title: Rude and Cheeky
Character/Pairing: Ten, Sarah-Jane [friendship]
Rating: G
Summary: Drabble. Banter between friends. [Response to Five First Lines Challenge]
Disclaimer: Yeah, still haven't a share to my name. Not mine.
Author's Notes: If you notice, I actually used 5 lines in Oh, Baby, the fact that i read and completed the challenge around 3 in the morning made me wacky. But hey, people's lines got used and I did use a line in the beg.! Anywho, this uses [livejournal.com profile] arcvert's line.

Fake Cut Marks The Spot )

Oh, Baby!

Jun. 17th, 2007 03:38 am
Title: Oh, Baby!
Rating: PG-13ish
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose, Jack
Warnings: MPREG. Slightly cracky.
Disclaimer: I knew I was missing something! Very little of this is mine. Most of it belongs to RTD and well...you know.

Summary: What he absolutely refused to do was contemplate the idea of a: settling down and b: losing his trim physique. [Response to Five First Lines Challenge]

Follow Fake Cut to Crack. Not the real stuff, so don't sue me for false advertising. )

Special Edition Drabble! I saw one line that I couldn't add into Oh, Baby! but that just begged to be used. Enjoy! So, it's an alt!drabble.

Summary: Tenth Doctor and Twins. What if, instead of the Ninth Doctor it'd been the Tenth who'd been there for the joys of Jack's pregnancy? And what if Jack was indeed expecting twins?

Just when you thought it couldn't get any crackier. )