Title: Oh, Baby!
Rating: PG-13ish
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose, Jack
Warnings: MPREG. Slightly cracky.
Disclaimer: I knew I was missing something! Very little of this is mine. Most of it belongs to RTD and well...you know.
Summary: What he absolutely refused to do was contemplate the idea of a: settling down and b: losing his trim physique. [Response to Five First Lines Challenge]
( Follow Fake Cut to Crack. Not the real stuff, so don't sue me for false advertising. )
Special Edition Drabble! I saw one line that I couldn't add into Oh, Baby! but that just begged to be used. Enjoy! So, it's an alt!drabble.
Summary: Tenth Doctor and Twins. What if, instead of the Ninth Doctor it'd been the Tenth who'd been there for the joys of Jack's pregnancy? And what if Jack was indeed expecting twins?
( Just when you thought it couldn't get any crackier. )
Rating: PG-13ish
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose, Jack
Warnings: MPREG. Slightly cracky.
Disclaimer: I knew I was missing something! Very little of this is mine. Most of it belongs to RTD and well...you know.
Summary: What he absolutely refused to do was contemplate the idea of a: settling down and b: losing his trim physique. [Response to Five First Lines Challenge]
( Follow Fake Cut to Crack. Not the real stuff, so don't sue me for false advertising. )
Special Edition Drabble! I saw one line that I couldn't add into Oh, Baby! but that just begged to be used. Enjoy! So, it's an alt!drabble.
Summary: Tenth Doctor and Twins. What if, instead of the Ninth Doctor it'd been the Tenth who'd been there for the joys of Jack's pregnancy? And what if Jack was indeed expecting twins?
( Just when you thought it couldn't get any crackier. )