ilia ([personal profile] ilia) wrote2007-12-10 11:15 pm

Fic: Goblins and Fairies and Kings, Oh My! [Doctor Who/Labyrinth]

Title: Goblins and Fairies and Kings, Oh My!
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Doctor Who/Labyrinth
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Character(s): Ten. Rose Tyler. Jareth
Date: December 10
Author’s Notes: For the 10th day of my Advent Calender I give you a crossover with a Goblin King as per [livejournal.com profile] erinm_4600's request. I must apologize (again) for its tardiness and can only cite extreme exhaustion due to finals week as an excuse. A bit of a sequel to Where The Doctor Explains the Nature of His Relationship With Christmas, but does not need to be read for continuity.
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“I’m thinking’ this isn’t Rochand is it, Doctor?”

The Doctor scratched the back of his head in a sheepish manner.

“What makes you say that?”

Rose pointedly glanced at their surroundings before aiming a ‘you’re kiddin’ me, right?’ look at him.

“I thought we were going Christmassy without the Christmas. You said snow and horses. Not--” Rose gasped, her eyes alight with wonder. “Is that a fairy?”

The Doctor frowned as he scrutinized the fluttering being. “I don’t think I’ve ever come across that species.”

Rose tentatively reached out a hand.

“Ow!” She batted the thing away from her as she cradled her abused appendage. “The bloody thing bit me!”

The Doctor gently took her hand, calmly regarding the torn and bleeding finger before taking a swipe at the wound with his tongue.

“Argh! Doctor! Did you just lick me?” Rose questioned with a somewhat adorable expression of incredulity.

“Yup!” The Doctor confirmed as he pursed his mouth pensively. “S’just a bite! Nothing to be worried about, no poisons or toxins. And you, Rose Tyler, should know better!”

Rose flushed, either from embarrassment, anger or a mixture of both. “Yeah. Should know better, things aren’t always what they seem, yeah?”

“Well, there’s a castle in the middle of that labyrinth, whaddaya say?”

“Rose?”

The Doctor turned to his companion only to find her gone without a trace.

“ROSE!”

“You and your Rose are trespassing,” a sly voice informed him.

The Doctor found himself looking at someone whose fashion put his Eighth self’s shirts to shame. “What have you done with Rose?” he growled.

The blond, fae looking male grinning revealing sharp teeth. “She’s in my castle,” he pointed dramatically, “You have thirteen hours in which to traverse my labyrinth and reach her or she will be mine for eternity.” His smile was arrogance and malice. “I have so been longing for a queen,” he crooned suggestively.

And then he was gone.

The Doctor, determined, set off towards the walls of the challenge before him. “A labyrinth? Easy-peasy.”

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Rose patted The Goblin King’s shoulder and handed him a cuppa.

“Well, she was only fifteen and pretty silly. I mean, when I was her age all I could think about was boys. If you really want her to take you seriously, wait until she’s old enough to appreciate what you’re offering,” she advised.

Jareth sipped his tea. “This is quite good,” he complimented.

“Are you sure your goblins don’t want any?”

“The sugar will have them bouncing off the walls. Literally,” he added.

“So, how’s The Doctor doing?”

“Oh he should be here quite soon. You’ve been a very pleasant hostage. Most are too young to do anything but cry. Can I extend an invitation?” he smiled and she blushed. He was very alluring; despite the fashion sense.

“I suppose. Won’t have to go through the labyrinth every time will we?” she questioned.

Jareth made a nonchalant gesture. “I can read desires, Rose. You wanted a bit of a break, while the Doctor really wanted an adventure, especially if it included saving you and feeding his hero complex,” he mocked.

Rose hid a smile. “Well, 's what he does best.”

Jareth’s eyes were far away, his head cocked to the right as if listening for something.

“He’s in the castle,” he informed her. “Will you play the damsel in distress?”

Rose shook her head. “Nah, now that he’s here I’ll put out a cuppa for him and we can leave after tea.”

“Sounds lovely.”

“S’fantastic! It’ll drive him batty!”

“You are a devious creature,” Jareth murmured with a good measure of admiration.

“Oi! Remember you have your Sarah,” she chastised with good humor.

“But who says I must comfort myself with only Sarah? I am a king, after all,” he teased.

Rose smirked. “You couldn’t handle two women.”

“Rose?!”

“Hullo, Doctor! Fancy a cuppa?”

The Doctor had never resembled a landed carp more.

Jareth and Rose burst into giggles.
kerravonsen: TARDIS, clouds: Dream (tardis-dream)

[personal profile] kerravonsen 2007-12-11 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Love it! Rose giving Jareth advice on his love-life! And a cuppa! And the Doctor wanting an adventure!
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[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the reaction I was going for. *grin*

Makes me happy that you liked it, thanks for commenting!

[identity profile] whitneypetch.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I got this forwarded to me from a friend who was looking for some Dr. Who fic, and it's SOOO great! Very funny!

"The Doctor had never resembled a landed carp more."

*snort*
ext_131: (sparkle 10/rose)

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*is happy*

I'm really glad you liked it.

*snickers*

Yeah, the image of the Doctor and a fish is always amusing.

Thanks!

[identity profile] magicamethyst80.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Love the idea of the Doctor having to navigate the Labyrinth. Rose's reaction to Jareth is also well done, instead of freaking out, having a nice conversation with him about the fact that most of the others he takes tend to be a bit too young.
ext_131: (Gallifrey)

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Love the idea of the Doctor having to navigate the Labyrinth.

If I had more time, much more interest in Labyrinth and a hell of an imagination/plot bunny/talent I would write Ten in the Labyrinth but I'm not so I'm left wishing someone else does.

Yeah, Rose giving Jareth love advice seemed to be an amusing (and different!) touch.

Glad you liked!

[identity profile] erinm-4600.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
You are AWESOME. Totally AWESOME. In fact, AWESOME doesn't even begin to describe how AWESOME you are.

We're talking Bill Engvall-AWESOME... which is pretty darn AWESOME.

*sighs*

AWESOME. :D
ext_131: (stargate)

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
...wait. I'm lost. Let me get this straight. I'm AWESOME?

Okay. I can deal with being AWESOME. Actually, being AWESOME is kind of AWESOME.

*giggles*

I'm glad it meets with your approval.

P.S. You're pretty AWESOME yourself. :-)

[identity profile] erinm-4600.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
what can I say? I'm a sucker for Jareth/Sarah... *sigh*

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2008-02-09 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi! I got here following (sorta) random links, and I'm very glad I did because this fic is great!

“I can read desires, Rose. You wanted a bit of a break, while the Doctor really wanted an adventure, especially if it included saving you and feeding his hero complex,” he mocked.
That phrase right there is pure, un-distilled love. <3 *memories*
ext_131: (labyrinth. not fair)

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
*grins*

I'm happy to see proof that people are still reading and enjoying this!

Thank you for commenting!

(Can I recommend Labyrinths and Ladies (http://ladyyueh.livejournal.com/29942.html)? It's a pseudo-sequel to this.)

[personal profile] spoofmaster 2008-07-31 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaargh, my bad connection ate my comment.

Anyway, found my way here from [livejournal.com profile] dw_crossing, which was recced on [livejournal.com profile] dw_ficsearch, and I'm realizing that for some reason, I've never really tracked down all your fics despite loving everything I've read of yours.

*follows the link you left in another comment*
ext_131: (Ten lemon Rodney)

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
My comments get eaten all the time, especially when they're long ones.

As for tracking down all my fics...I'm pretty good about tagging so just click on the fic tag and they'll all pop up.

I hope you continue to love them!
ext_3674: pete wisdom says, "Gotta love those happy endings." (datalolz)

[identity profile] iambickilometer.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[is slain]

Genius, my friend. Absolutely genius. The Jareth/Rose gen is just too much fun.
ext_131: (labyrinth. not fair)

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[swishes sword dramatically]

*takes bow*

Thank you. Jareth and Rose commiserating about their oblivious SO's was very amusing for me.

[identity profile] aopt.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite welcome. :D It was very amusing for me, too. Ah, the domestic approach.

awesome

[identity profile] mystiquekj.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, firstly this was just a fun little read for fans of both like me, but more importantly---> I have read a bit of fanfic, and it's always depressing when writers change the characters to suit their own storylines, but I loved this exactly becasue all the characters stayed in character! I could totally picture each of them in that situation, saying those things. Ha ha, hilarious! Thanks so much.
ext_131: (stargate)

Re: awesome

[identity profile] ladyyueh.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I write and read a fair bit of crossover and the best are always when people manage to get the character RIGHT. So, yeah, I feel your pain.

I'm glad you like it and thanks for leaving me a comment!