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Title: Christmas Conversations
Author: Lady Yueh
Fandom: Buffy/SG-1
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my property and no infringement is intended.
Character(s): Xander Harris. Cassandra Fraiser. Janet Fraiser. Jack O'Neill. Teal'c. Daniel Jackson.
Date: December 13
Summary: Where Xander is threatened for kissing under the mistletoe.
Author’s Notes: For

amarin_rose's prompt for the 13th day of my Advent Calender I give you a silly crossover composed entirely of dialogue.
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“Cassie?”

“Yeah, Xan?”

“I love you.”

“…”

“Just thought you should know. Seeing as I’m about to be castrated, killed and my body desecrated by your family.”

“MOM! UNCLE JACK AND UNCLE T ARE TRYING TO KILL MY BOYFRIEND!”

“Are they justified?”

“NO! He just kissed me under the mistletoe!”

“That that wasn’t a kiss! That was--that was something you shouldn’t be doing. Ever!”

“I’m not a little kid anymore, Uncle Jack! I’ve even had mpgh!”

“Cassie? Sweetheart? Let’s not finish that sentence. It wouldn’t help. Might even prolong the torture.”

“Cassandra, we must speak to your suitor to ascertain his worth.”

“Maybe we should calm down. I think Cassie might stop talking to you if you hurt her boyfriend.”

“Yeah! Total silent treatment, Uncle Jack!”

“You promise? I know you‘ve said it before but you never seem to go through with it and I‘m always so disappointed.”

“Hey!”

"Put 'em away boys. You can threaten my daughter's boyfriend after dinner."

“Erm…thanks ma'am.”

“For?”

“For getting them to put away the weaponry aimed at very sensitive parts of my anatomy?”

“They’re still within easy reach.”

“Ah.”

“Come in. We can grill you over dinner.”

“Figuratively…right?”

“…”

“Right?”

“Calm down, Xan. I won’t let them hurt you."

"Thanks, sweetie."

"And Xan?”

“Yeah?”

“Love you too.”