Random Fic Ideas

[ilia]

So, I'm just scribbling ideas that pop into my head because they'd never get expressed otherwise. There are no plans to write any of them and if anyone wants to use one then I approve 10000%.

NCIS:

Tim/Tony: AU/Fairytale Fic Tony is trying to get from under his father's thumb but the man's a Lord and he won't be opposed by his rebellious and childish son. Tony has to marry and provide for the continuance of their bloodline, and perhaps get a dowry to fill their coffers. The McGee family has a comely daughter. Tony refuses until he catches sight of the even comelier son.

Tim/Tony: Tim's drunk and being hit on by a guy! Tony to the rescue! Only, McPissy is angry because Tony is cockblocking. Tony's surprised to find out McNotsoStraight is slightly bent, but whatever, he's still the same McGeek, right? Only, it seems that now that he's looking for it, an awful lot of guys are sending McGee some might appreciative looks and Tony doesn't like it. Not that he's jealous, or anything.

Crossovers:

SG-1/SGA/NCIS/BONES/LEVERAGE: CRACK. Take your pick, either the geeks get together or the action-jocks to brag about their partners. (Jack/Sam/Daniel, John/Rodney, Tony/Tim Booth/Bones, Eliot/Hardison) Bonus points if the geeks makes fun of Sam and Daniel for having to share a grunt or Jack bragging to the jocks about having two geeks (which is answered by the others as them having such awesome geeks that they don't need 2 to solve their problems, one is enough. What's wrong with his geeks that they need another geek to help out?)

Supernatural/Lord of the Rings: Dean/Castiel. Why do the time-travel, universe hopping fics not explore some more outlandish themes? Like, Cas and Dean get zapped back to Middle Earth. Does Cas pwn Elves?

Supernatural/Joan of Arcadia: Dean/Castiel. Joan gets another task from God. You see there are these guys and they're totally oblivious...Matchmaker!Fic

Comments

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE OF THESE SUPERNATURAL-RELATED IDEAS, OH YES I DO.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

I THINK ANY SANE SPN FAN SHOULD TOO! I HAD MORE IDEAS BUT THEN RAN AWAY AS SOON AS I TRIED TO COMMIT THEM TO PAPER/SCREEN. GRRRRR.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

WELL, I'M EXCITED FOR WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 8D

your fic ideas are so much happier than mine, wtf.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

I'd put some Sulu/Kirk up there but most prompts are just a few words and all about sex...

Anyway! I dunno...I get the happy, romcom ideas. I DUNNO WHY!!! TOO MUCH SUGAR IN MY DIET, I THINK.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

8D SULU/KIRK FTW. I like the sound of that.

It's a good thing. SOMEONE'S gotta write happyfic, and it sure as hell ain't me. People like reading happy, romcom fic. Especially when the characters are all going to hell in a handbasket, almost literally. (Or, y'know, they've been and come back and might be looking at a return trip.)

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

YES, BUT EVEN WHEN I TRY FOR ANGST I CAN'T HELP BUT SNEAK ON SOME SARCASTIC REMARK OR SOME FEEL GOOD STUFF AND...YEAH. I think I've written ONE death ficlet ever.

SOMETIMES I WANT TO WRITE DOOM AND GLOOM! But I comfort myself with the awesome angst fandom provides.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

SARCASTIC COMMENTS IN ANGST IS WHERE IT'S AT. I guess we all have our specialties.

sometimes I want to write happyfic. And then I try, and it still comes out fucking depressing or at least full of pain and suffering. Clearly the solution is to combine our powers and create a balanced fannish diet.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

DUDE. WE COULD RULE THE WORLD. OR, AT LEAST FANDOM.

PAIN AND SUFFERING? TASTY.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

It would be instant victory! oh man, and how many fandoms would we span? SO MANY.

OM NOM NOM, DELICIOUS DESPAIR.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

WE SPAN MULTITUDES!

SO HARD!

I THINK WE COULD EASILY REACH THE TRIPLE DIGITS.

MMM. DELICIOUS.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

I BET IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE. I BET WE COULD DO THAT EASY. WE ARE QUITE POLYAMOROUS IN OUR FANDOM LOVES.

8D

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

WE ARE POLYFANDOMAMOUS (NO, I DID NOT JUST THINK THE TITLE DARTH FANDOMAMOUS, OKAY?!)

ALSO, THIS IS A JUSTIFIED EXCUSE FOR ATTAINING MORE FANDOMS. *NODS* IT SO IS.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

WE ARE. WE SO ARE. AND THAT TITLE IS LEGIT.

YES. YES IT IS. IT SO IS. WE SHOULD GET ON THAT RIGHT AWAY.

I wonder, in all seriousness, how many fandoms do we have when combined?

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

*intrigued*

Transformers (2009), Leverage, Doctor Who (New), House M.D., Firefly, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Supernatural, Sailor Moon, Ugly Betty, Labyrinth, NCIS, Card Captor Sakura, Dark Angel, DN Angel, Hellsing, Pokemon, Digimon, Joan of Arcadia, Psych, Highlander, MacGyver

Here's 25. Now come up with some that aren't on the list. *smirks*

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter, Good Omens, Dollhouse, Criminal Minds, Havemercy/Shadow Magic, Torchwood, Petshop of Horrors, xxxHOLiC/Tsubasa, Marvel comics (which should probably count as separate fandoms: Daredevil, X-Books/movies, Avengers, Captain Britain & MI-13), Shakespeare, Star Trek (new), Doctor Horrible, Discworld, Merlin.

That's either fifteen or eighteen, depending on your views on Marvel fandom, that aren't on your list. Which gives us forty or forty-three combined.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

Pushing Daisies, Vampire Hunter D, Howl's Moving Castle, Pan's Labyrinth, Justice League, The Princess Bride, Gargoyles, Mulan, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Dresden Files, Mac/PC, Bones, Blue Seed, Escaflowne, Hellboy, Wicked, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Claidi Chronicles, Phantom of the Opera, Animorphs, DarkAngel Trilogy, Ella Enchanted, Iliad/Odyssey, Batman Beyond, Batman: the Animated Adventues, Static Shock, Teen Titans, due South, Queen of Swords, Xena: Warrior Princess, Andromeda, Hercules, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Zorro,

35 MORE! WHICH I FEEL IS MORE THAN MY FAIR SHARE! WATCHA GOT?

[aopt.livejournal.com]

Are we operating by "I've read fic in this?" Because if so:

Dead Poets Society, Circle of Magic series, RENT, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Sherlock Holmes, Earthsea Trilogy, the Hitch-Hiker's Guide, Batman (movies), Winnie the Pooh, the Chrestomanci stories, Greek mythology, IPF (Internet person fiction), Cynicide, meta character fiction (Marvel/Disney, to be exact), American Gods, Sandman, Final Fantasy (XII), Rupert, Calvin & Hobbes, Robin McKinley's Damar series, Questionable Content, Ouran, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Jeeves & Wooster, Tintin, Avatar, the Authority, Green Lantern (comics), Watchmen, and I honestly can't think of any more. That's 30.

you have the advantage of going first and listing a bunch I'm in, though.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

fOR A TOTAL OF 108.

We rock. Of course, I know at least one person that has triple digits on her own.

BUT WE COULD RULE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF FANDOM WITH COMPETENCE. I SAY WE GO FOR IT AND APPOINT PEOPLE IN THE GREY AREAS.

[aopt.livejournal.com]

WE ARE FUCKING LEGION. FUCK YEAH

yeah, me too. but that's not the point.

I AGREE. WE MUST ENDEAVOUR TO MAKE OUR CONQUEST SPEEDY AND ABSOLUTE. How do you suggest we go about doing this?

...how did we get onto this topic of discussion?

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

sOMETHING ABOUT HOW WE COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER AND WOULD THUS BE PERFECT FOR UNITING THE WORLD UNDEROUT HEEL. OR SOMETHING.

I SAY WE HYPNOTIZE THE MASSES WITH PORN. BUT IT'S NOT 100%. YOUR THOUGHTS?

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

GOTTA BE IT, YEAH

I'M NOT SO GOOD WITH PORN. I'M BETTER AT THE SOUL-WRENCHING ANGST AND UST. I CAN DO THAT BIT?

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

THEN I THINK WE'RE SCREWED BECAUSE MY PORN IS LACKING AS WELL.

I THINK WE MIGHT NEED A THIRD...

YES, I WENT THERE.

ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT COPPERBADGE WROTE DEAN/CAS!! I HAD TO FIND OUT THROUGH MISHALAND!

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT. WELL I CAN WRITE IT, JUST NOT ON COMMAND. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO, BUT MAYBE A THIRD PERSON WOULD BE A GOOD INVESTMENT.

SO YOU DID.

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. I GUESS I ASSUME EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT SAM'S FIC WATCHES HIM ALREADY.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

I THINK I'D HAVE NO LIFE IF I WATCHED SAM. I'D CONSTANTLY BE STALKING HIM OR SOMETHING.

ALSO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'D WRITTEN DEAN/CAS FIC TOO? I HAVE TO GO READ IT AND FLAIL NOW.

ALSO, WHO IS PORNY AND AWESOME AND TOTALLY UP FOR FANDOMINATION?

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

I GET BY. HE DOESN'T UPDATE TOO MUCH.

WELL I WROTE DRABBLES. Did you request any? You should, I want to write more Dean/Cas. And then I wrote strongly suggestive genfic and yeah.

I DON'T KNOW. WE MUST MAKE INQUIRIES AT ONCE.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NOT READ THESE DRABBLES. I WILL DO SO!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT AWESOME GEN PIECE THAT HAS ME AFLAIL.

SO, OUR PLANS ARE ON HOLD? DARN. THWARTED AGAIN.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

YOU OUGHT TO, IF YOU HAVE NOT.

OH, RIGHT. WELL, THANK YOU. I AM FOND OF IT TOO.

BLAST IT ALL. [fistshake]

[viresse12.livejournal.com]

you are on crack. thats all i have to say.