Random Fic Ideas

[ilia]

So, I'm just scribbling ideas that pop into my head because they'd never get expressed otherwise. There are no plans to write any of them and if anyone wants to use one then I approve 10000%.

NCIS:

Tim/Tony: AU/Fairytale Fic Tony is trying to get from under his father's thumb but the man's a Lord and he won't be opposed by his rebellious and childish son. Tony has to marry and provide for the continuance of their bloodline, and perhaps get a dowry to fill their coffers. The McGee family has a comely daughter. Tony refuses until he catches sight of the even comelier son.

Tim/Tony: Tim's drunk and being hit on by a guy! Tony to the rescue! Only, McPissy is angry because Tony is cockblocking. Tony's surprised to find out McNotsoStraight is slightly bent, but whatever, he's still the same McGeek, right? Only, it seems that now that he's looking for it, an awful lot of guys are sending McGee some might appreciative looks and Tony doesn't like it. Not that he's jealous, or anything.

Crossovers:

SG-1/SGA/NCIS/BONES/LEVERAGE: CRACK. Take your pick, either the geeks get together or the action-jocks to brag about their partners. (Jack/Sam/Daniel, John/Rodney, Tony/Tim Booth/Bones, Eliot/Hardison) Bonus points if the geeks makes fun of Sam and Daniel for having to share a grunt or Jack bragging to the jocks about having two geeks (which is answered by the others as them having such awesome geeks that they don't need 2 to solve their problems, one is enough. What's wrong with his geeks that they need another geek to help out?)

Supernatural/Lord of the Rings: Dean/Castiel. Why do the time-travel, universe hopping fics not explore some more outlandish themes? Like, Cas and Dean get zapped back to Middle Earth. Does Cas pwn Elves?

Supernatural/Joan of Arcadia: Dean/Castiel. Joan gets another task from God. You see there are these guys and they're totally oblivious...Matchmaker!Fic

Comments

[aopt.livejournal.com]

WE ARE FUCKING LEGION. FUCK YEAH

yeah, me too. but that's not the point.

I AGREE. WE MUST ENDEAVOUR TO MAKE OUR CONQUEST SPEEDY AND ABSOLUTE. How do you suggest we go about doing this?

...how did we get onto this topic of discussion?

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

sOMETHING ABOUT HOW WE COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER AND WOULD THUS BE PERFECT FOR UNITING THE WORLD UNDEROUT HEEL. OR SOMETHING.

I SAY WE HYPNOTIZE THE MASSES WITH PORN. BUT IT'S NOT 100%. YOUR THOUGHTS?

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

GOTTA BE IT, YEAH

I'M NOT SO GOOD WITH PORN. I'M BETTER AT THE SOUL-WRENCHING ANGST AND UST. I CAN DO THAT BIT?

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

THEN I THINK WE'RE SCREWED BECAUSE MY PORN IS LACKING AS WELL.

I THINK WE MIGHT NEED A THIRD...

YES, I WENT THERE.

ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT COPPERBADGE WROTE DEAN/CAS!! I HAD TO FIND OUT THROUGH MISHALAND!

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT. WELL I CAN WRITE IT, JUST NOT ON COMMAND. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO, BUT MAYBE A THIRD PERSON WOULD BE A GOOD INVESTMENT.

SO YOU DID.

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. I GUESS I ASSUME EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT SAM'S FIC WATCHES HIM ALREADY.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

I THINK I'D HAVE NO LIFE IF I WATCHED SAM. I'D CONSTANTLY BE STALKING HIM OR SOMETHING.

ALSO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'D WRITTEN DEAN/CAS FIC TOO? I HAVE TO GO READ IT AND FLAIL NOW.

ALSO, WHO IS PORNY AND AWESOME AND TOTALLY UP FOR FANDOMINATION?

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

I GET BY. HE DOESN'T UPDATE TOO MUCH.

WELL I WROTE DRABBLES. Did you request any? You should, I want to write more Dean/Cas. And then I wrote strongly suggestive genfic and yeah.

I DON'T KNOW. WE MUST MAKE INQUIRIES AT ONCE.

[ladyyueh.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NOT READ THESE DRABBLES. I WILL DO SO!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT AWESOME GEN PIECE THAT HAS ME AFLAIL.

SO, OUR PLANS ARE ON HOLD? DARN. THWARTED AGAIN.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

YOU OUGHT TO, IF YOU HAVE NOT.

OH, RIGHT. WELL, THANK YOU. I AM FOND OF IT TOO.

BLAST IT ALL. [fistshake]